Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for cute girl she uses the other door

Holds door open for cute girl she uses the other door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Posts link that gets over 100 upvotes Someone else posts same link 2 days later and gets 3,000 upvotes

Posts link that gets over 100 upvotes Someone else posts same link 2 days later and gets 3,000 upvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

DJ's for the party at my apartment Browse reddit the whole time

DJ's for the party at my apartment Browse reddit the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend is asleep on lap have to fart

Girlfriend is asleep on lap have to fart  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets Bill Murray Too nervous to ask him for a picture

Meets Bill Murray Too nervous to ask him for a picture  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have a text message after not checking phone all day Text reminding me to pay phone bill

Have a text message after not checking phone all day Text reminding me to pay phone bill  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl says hi to me on way to class Too surprised and shocked to be able to say anything back

Hot girl says hi to me on way to class  Too surprised and shocked to be able to say anything back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes on a date to a fancy restaurant orders chicken fingers

goes on a date to a fancy restaurant orders chicken fingers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives parents mallard's advice about towels and fabric softener "someone must be using pinterest..."

Gives parents mallard's advice about towels and fabric softener

Hot girl in office flirts for 30 minutes Tells me to zip my fly when she leaves

Hot girl in office flirts for 30 minutes Tells me to zip my fly when she leaves  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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