Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have a one-night stand with chick from bar pretend not to recognize her next time you see her

Have a one-night stand with chick from bar pretend not to recognize her next time you see her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drunk high

Drunk high  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask a woman on a date walks away before she answers

Ask a woman on a date walks away before she answers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get invited to stripper friend's house for lunch To fix her itunes

Get invited to stripper friend's house for lunch  To fix her itunes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I heard you're into guys with money Have i told you about my coin collection?

I heard you're into guys with money Have i told you about my coin collection?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets approached by a girl saying "Let's become friends" Takes her words literally

Gets approached by a girl saying

Loses virginity to girl she sarcastically mocks you the whole time

Loses virginity to girl she sarcastically mocks you the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Avoids mall-kiosk salesman with a witty comment feels bad, apologizes, and buys product

Avoids mall-kiosk salesman with a witty comment feels bad, apologizes, and buys product  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl wants to come to my place for sex turn her down because i live with my mom and Gran

Girl wants to come to my place for sex turn her down because i live with my mom and Gran  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get a love note from hot girl. Bottom says pass it on.

Get a love note from hot girl. Bottom says pass it on.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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