Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of amazing idea for meme while taking notes in maths jots down in notebook

Thinks of amazing idea for meme while taking notes in maths jots down in notebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Stood up for myself and honked my horn for the first time. Car was stopped for an Ambulance I couldn't hear yet.

Stood up for myself and honked my horn for the first time. Car was stopped for an Ambulance I couldn't hear yet.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask a girl if she was undefined because she had a nice asymptote She said yes, because your point will never cross it

Ask a girl if she was undefined because she had a nice asymptote She said yes, because your point will never cross it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

talking on phone to ex and she asks me to come over last night sorry i can't, i am going to the midnight release of halo 4

talking on phone to ex and she asks me to come over last night sorry i can't, i am going to the midnight release of halo 4  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl says "hey" on facebook makes a meme instead of responding

Cute Girl says

cute girl in a restaurant comes over smiling and hands you a napkin with writing on it "take a picture it will last longer"

cute girl in a restaurant comes over smiling and hands you a napkin with writing on it

Hangs out with several attractive women after work They're all married

Hangs out with several attractive women after work They're all married  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lifeguard for 2 years, first time a girl loses her top Girl is 10

Lifeguard for 2 years, first time a girl loses her top Girl is 10  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends tell me they're having a baby Imagines them having sex

Friends tell me they're having a baby Imagines them having sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get hit on all the time in west hollywood by dudes.

Get hit on all the time in west hollywood by dudes.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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