Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush asks you to be her date to a party "Sorry, my mom said I can't go"

Crush asks you to be her date to a party

Is about to get laid in a dream Forgets girl's name and she leaves.

Is about to get laid in a dream Forgets girl's name and she leaves.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bet on a winner on r/new still get zero comment karma

Bet on a winner on r/new still get zero comment karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl backs lightly into car No, I don't need your information

Cute girl backs lightly into car No, I don't need your information  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets invited to girlfriend's house for dinner subconsciously licks the butter knife after spreading

Finally gets invited to girlfriend's house for dinner subconsciously licks the butter knife after spreading  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

receives phone number from girl, making contact in front of her can't remember her name

receives phone number from girl, making contact in front of her can't remember her name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Want to go out with me? "You're more of a brother to me"

Want to go out with me?

Crush says she loves me when I speak in Spanish I say "OK"

Crush says she loves me when I speak in Spanish I say

got asked to v-day dinner by an older woman my mom

got asked to v-day dinner by an older woman my mom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wears new cool sunglasses out for the first time I must look like such a douche

Wears new cool sunglasses out for the first time I must look like such a douche  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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