Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Good guy greg changes the topic so you can join in Still too shy to contribute to the conversation

Good guy greg changes the topic so you can join in  Still too shy to contribute to the conversation   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Playfully sneak up on on girl I hit it off with She farts

Playfully sneak up on on girl I hit it off with She farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl asks for my phone number accidentally give her my credit card number

hot girl asks for my phone number accidentally give her my credit card number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friend faints so I carry her to the infirmary In such a rush I trip on shoe lace and drop her

Friend faints so I carry her to the infirmary In such a rush I trip on shoe lace and drop her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went out for drinks with a fellow redditor didn't know it was a date till the end

Went out for drinks with a fellow redditor didn't know it was a date till the end  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Decides to go on a night run slows down to walk whenever a car drives by

Decides to go on a night run slows down to walk whenever a car drives by  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sat next to the only milf on the plane Her baby cried the whole time

Sat next to the only milf on the plane Her baby cried the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lost virginity Did everything wrong in bed

Lost virginity Did everything wrong in bed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

puts arm around girl "stop touching me"

puts arm around girl

Hit front page of Reddit with first post.. Down voted into oblivion ever since.

Hit front page of Reddit with first post.. Down voted into oblivion ever since.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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