Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meet new person Pretend you've never met next time you see them

Meet new person Pretend you've never met next time you see them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Eyed up by a group of girls on the stairs at the gym. yell "excuse me" because i'm wearing headphones

Eyed up by a group of girls on the stairs at the gym. yell

girlfriend wakes you up demanding sex never had to pee more in your life

girlfriend wakes you up demanding sex never had to pee more in your life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Resist pretending to text when standing alone at a party Look a million times more awkward

Resist pretending to text when standing alone at a party Look a million times more awkward  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl approches me at the bookstore obviously flirting got her number and litterally scurried out the store as soon as i got it

girl approches me at the bookstore obviously flirting got her number and litterally scurried out the store as soon as i got it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hooks up with girl all night at the club only one in our group no to get laid

Hooks up with girl all night at the club only one in our group no to get laid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Receives cute picture of crush with her sister Text back "I really enjoyed that picture"

Receives cute picture of crush with her sister Text back

drinking in Bar Nosebleed

drinking in Bar Nosebleed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Runs into hot girl he met at the bar last night Forgets her name

Runs into hot girl he met at the bar last night Forgets her name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks you out for her to win a bet

Girl asks you out for her to win a bet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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