Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Does something unbelievable doesn't want to be called a lier, tells no one

Does something unbelievable  doesn't want to be called a lier, tells no one  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Brags about accomplishments Notices its means absolutely nothing in the real world.

Brags about accomplishments Notices its means absolutely nothing in the real world.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have a bunch of women that show interest in me Don't like any of them back

Have a bunch of women that show interest in me Don't like any of them back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

had sex once

had sex once  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

find something worthy of a reedit post misspell reddit in the title

find something worthy of a reedit post misspell reddit in the title  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Beautiful woman says Happy Birthday to me I say You're Welcome

Beautiful woman says Happy Birthday to me I say You're Welcome  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl who likes me comes over to my place builds pillow fort

girl who likes me comes over to my place builds pillow fort  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Showers, puts on new clothes, expensive deodorant and cologne sits in front of computer all night

Showers, puts on new clothes, expensive deodorant and cologne  sits in front of computer all night   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush walks by and says hi accidently replies with really high pitched hi

Crush walks by and says hi accidently replies with really high pitched hi  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex Recorded and published as "astonishing depravity"

Has sex Recorded and published as
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