Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets hot girl at elevator and smiles and make small talk before she leaves tells me 'have a good day' I tell her 'Have a good night' at 9AM

Meets hot girl at elevator and smiles and make small talk before she leaves tells me 'have a good day' I tell her 'Have a good night' at 9AM  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

WALK A 5k WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT PULL SEVERAL MUSCLES IN RIGHT ARM

WALK A 5k WITHOUT SKIPPING A BEAT PULL SEVERAL MUSCLES IN RIGHT ARM  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Going to fart in friends face, going to be hilarious shits

Going to fart in friends face, going to be hilarious shits  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get invited to a party Plays with the cat all night

Get invited to a party Plays with the cat all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

older gent tells you "you look good enough to be the next president of the united states! given your striking physical resemblance to governor chris christie."

older gent tells you

something good happened but then something bad happened

something good happened but then something bad happened  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl texts me about how she loves me Assume she is drunk and dismiss it.

Cute girl texts me about how she loves me Assume she is drunk and dismiss it.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

New to reddit and loving it takes advice from this red duck and visits r/spacedicks

New to reddit and loving it takes advice from this red duck and visits r/spacedicks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

horny drunk girl breaks in looking for good times calls the cops

horny drunk girl breaks in looking for good times calls the cops  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets phone call from girl I have crush on wrong number

gets phone call from girl I have crush on wrong number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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