Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally made a video with fiancee on valentine's day of her sleeping so i could prove just how difficult she is to wake up

Finally made a video with fiancee on valentine's day of her sleeping so i could prove just how difficult she is to wake up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends request you sing a song at a karaoke bar date rape - sublime

Friends request you sing a song at a karaoke bar date rape - sublime  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never roofied a girl still on social probation

Never roofied a girl still on social probation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to the cute barrista for the first time she asks me to give my friend her number when i leave

Talks to the cute barrista for the first time she asks me to give my friend her number when i leave  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Party in my corridor doesn't know anyone there

Party in my corridor doesn't know anyone there  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

waitress: Enjoy your food, hun *wink* me: you too

waitress: Enjoy your food, hun *wink* me: you too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited over to a hot girls house just so her and her boyfriend can use your car

Gets invited over to a hot girls house just so her and her boyfriend can use your car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to a club with two pretty women spends most of the time browsing reddit

goes to a club with two pretty women spends most of the time browsing reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Isn't in any cconflicts with classmates because too unpopular

Isn't in any cconflicts with classmates because too unpopular  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never been Friend Zoned Because I have no friends

Never been Friend Zoned Because I have no friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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