Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"would you like to be my partner?" "yes sir"

getting paid 1000 to recieve a bj+foot massage is a straight male

getting paid 1000 to recieve a bj+foot massage is a straight male  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

make eye contact with two cute girls in the park they start making out

make eye contact with two cute girls in the park they start making out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally has an experience worth putting into meme forgets what it was by the time I find the right meme to use

Finally has an experience worth putting into meme forgets what it was by the time I find the right meme to use  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

while driving downtown, two hot girls ask us where they could go party We gave them hand directions instead of taking them and having some fun together

while driving downtown, two hot girls ask us where they could go party We gave them hand directions instead of taking them and having some fun together  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets out of car to open door for hot date Door is locked

Gets out of car to open door for hot date Door is locked  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds Door for hot girl Thanks Her

Holds Door for hot girl Thanks Her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got multiple pictures with hot girls was In the Chik fil a cow suit

Got multiple pictures with hot girls was In the 
Chik fil a cow suit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had sex "It was my first time without a condom"

Had sex

Someone tells me they like my shirt. I point and yell "It has a Death star on it!"

Someone tells me they 
like my shirt. I point and yell
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