Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush holds his hand Tells him that she always holds peoples hands and not to feel special

Crush holds his hand Tells him that she always holds peoples hands and not to feel special  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes meme on mobile device fdinghers toio fatr to tryppe correvctyly

Makes meme on mobile device fdinghers toio fatr to tryppe correvctyly  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"We should have sex tonight so we can see if that's causing my yeast infections."

Crush talks about Ex's Penis size in front of me Because I'm that far in the friendzone

Crush talks about Ex's Penis size in front of me Because I'm that far in the friendzone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has had more girlfriends than posts that make front page never been to front page

Has had more girlfriends than posts that make front page never been to front page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Boss' Wife: It's just the two of us... Me: I'm sure we'll have lots of customers.

Boss' Wife: It's just the two of us... Me: I'm sure we'll have lots of customers.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl tell me she likes me in a dream "ok"

Hot girl tell me she likes me in a dream

Parents go away for whole weekend Masturbate in living room, not bedroom.

Parents go away for whole weekend Masturbate in living room, not bedroom.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Coach made a joke about how well I did I laughed so hard I snarted

Coach made a joke about how well I did I laughed so hard I snarted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Wow that was quick" That's not the only thing I do quick

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