Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to a hot girl fucks it up for karma

Talks to a hot girl fucks it up for karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with hot girl coming out of the restroom

Makes eye contact with hot girl  coming out of the restroom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally sees skyfall at the cinema finishes at the same time as the midnight showing of twilight

Finally sees skyfall at the cinema finishes at the same time as the midnight showing of twilight  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get kissed by the person you like they ignore you after and say it didn't happen

Get kissed by the person you like they ignore you after and say it didn't happen  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend sends me sexy texts while I'm working partial chub at work

Girlfriend sends me sexy texts while I'm working partial chub at work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Guy puts his arm around me Move slightly so he elbows me in the face

Guy puts his arm around me Move slightly so he elbows me in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Go to house party Spend the majority of time on reddit

Go to house party Spend the majority of time on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

subliminally gets girl to ask me to hang out says that I can't

subliminally gets girl to ask me to hang out  says that I can't  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes beautiful swedish girl to Dinner Sharts.

Takes beautiful swedish girl to Dinner Sharts.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Older lady at store says I'm as good looking as Gary Cooper Reply: "What'chu talkin bout Willis?!"

Older lady at store says I'm as good looking as Gary Cooper Reply:
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