Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Apartment smells like girlfriend baked fresh blueberry muffins No girlfriend, muffin candle.

Apartment smells like girlfriend baked fresh blueberry muffins No girlfriend, muffin candle.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Curl 50 pounds in front of hot girl Sneeze giant snot bomb on shirt

Curl 50 pounds in front of hot girl Sneeze giant snot bomb on shirt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot GIrl wants to hook up at a party turns her down

Hot GIrl wants to hook up at a party turns her down  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes down on guy, take him in balls deep Gags, "please don't throw up on me."

Goes down on guy, take him in balls deep Gags,

click on a link and think of something hilarious already top comment with 1000 upvotes

click on a link and think of something hilarious    already top comment with 1000 upvotes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Impresses hot girl with amount of karma on reddit

Impresses hot girl with amount of karma on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Date in 15 minutes The only shirt on hand says "No, i will not fix your computer"

Date in 15 minutes The only shirt on hand says

Uses swag instead of condoms doesn't have any

Uses swag instead of condoms doesn't have any  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

first privately owned shuttle to dock with the iss is launched "goodnight justin" is trending

first privately owned shuttle to dock with the iss is launched

"nice swagger bro!" Has really just shat pants

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