Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Girl shows up in only lingerie & jacket to watch movie Ask her if she wants to watch the movie now or later

Girl shows up in only lingerie & jacket to watch movie  Ask her if she wants to watch the movie now or later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says you have really toned/strong looking legs Trying to get rid of boner caused by her

Girl says you have really toned/strong looking legs Trying to get rid of boner caused by her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to house party Asks for wifi password, browses reddit on his phone in the corner

Invited to house party Asks for wifi password, browses reddit on his phone in the corner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Picture of cat +765 relevant political issue -943

Picture of cat
+765 relevant political issue
-943  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Breaks Dry spell with beautiful girl cums in 3 minutes

Breaks Dry spell with beautiful girl cums in 3 minutes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds in fart like a champ in class Too much, shits his pants

Holds in fart like a champ in class Too much, shits his pants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hook up with guy i'll never see again he's the new cashier at favorite store

hook up with guy i'll never see again he's the new cashier at favorite store  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes awesome meme can't think of title so doesn't post

Makes awesome meme can't think of title so doesn't post  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirts with girl Stares at feet entire time

Flirts with girl Stares at feet entire time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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