Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Self-Performed surgery on in-grown toenail

Self-Performed surgery on in-grown toenail  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees and proceeds to sit down next to the girl in lecture he's liked since the 8th grade 'Um... What are words and how do I use them?'

Sees and proceeds to sit down next to the girl in lecture he's liked since the 8th grade 'Um... What are words and how do I use them?'  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Think ex would find bill cosby funny apologize for messaging at all

Think ex would find bill cosby funny apologize for messaging at all  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asked to be best man of friend's wedding oh fuck, a speech

asked to be best man of friend's wedding oh fuck, a speech  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl Flirts with you Family reunion

Hot girl Flirts with you Family reunion   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to go out clubbing Picked to fall on the grenade

Invited to go out clubbing Picked to fall on the grenade  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Went home with a girl Started fire

Went home with a girl Started fire  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl asks you for name and number of your best friend

hot girl asks you for name and number of your best friend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has 1000 friends on facebook posts depressing status updates about having no one to hang out with

has 1000 friends on facebook posts depressing status updates about having no one to hang out with  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girl out on leap day denied, cries about it 4 years later

Asks girl out on leap day denied, cries about it 4 years later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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