Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

calls his white friend "nigga" cracker doesn't realize he was being facetious

calls his white friend

Cute girl at a party starts talking to me about music i mix. "hey want to meet my boyfriend?"

Cute girl at a party starts talking to me about music i mix.

Funny, articulate and germane with everyone else Can't string two decent words together when talking with a girl you're interested in

Funny, articulate and germane with everyone else Can't string two decent words together when talking with a girl you're interested in  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes shower with girl Pees on her

Takes shower with girl Pees on her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend spends then night Forgets she's there in the morning, elbows her in the face.

Girlfriend spends then night Forgets she's there in the morning, elbows her in the face.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

call from my crush butt dial

call from my crush butt dial  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees two hot girls on the sidewalk crosses to the other side of the street

Sees two hot girls on the sidewalk crosses to the other side of the street  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Received a happy valentines text message from an unknown number that wouldn't respond back

Received a happy valentines text message from an unknown number that wouldn't respond back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Does awesome follow-up / contradiction to NYT lies about Tesla Roadster. Follows it with 12 straight hours of poop-cruise coverage.

Does awesome follow-up / contradiction to NYT lies about Tesla Roadster. Follows it with 12 straight hours of poop-cruise coverage.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl checking me out from across the restaurant She just wanted to order

Hot girl checking me out from across the restaurant She just wanted to order  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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