Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets back from college and asks local girl he has been thinking about, out for some drinks. is super excited to meet up and introduce me to her 32 year old boyfriend.

Gets back from college and asks local girl he has been thinking about, out for some drinks. is super excited to meet up and introduce me to her 32 year old boyfriend.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HOOK UP WITH HOT GIRL COME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM LATER ON, WALK INTO HER TWIN SISTER'S ROOM AND TRY TO CUDDLE WITH HER.. COMPLETELY NAKED

HOOK UP WITH HOT GIRL COME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM LATER ON, WALK INTO HER TWIN SISTER'S ROOM AND TRY TO CUDDLE WITH HER.. COMPLETELY NAKED  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes his cigarette and prevents him from smoking gets stabbed with a fork

Takes his cigarette and prevents him from smoking gets stabbed with a fork  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute Girl tells me I'm a good kisser Tell her I've had lots of practice.

Cute Girl tells me I'm a good kisser Tell her I've had lots of practice.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dumps before Reddit: 2 minutes Dumps after Reddit: Half an hour

Dumps before Reddit: 2 minutes Dumps after Reddit: Half an hour  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asked out to four parties by four hot women all parties on the same night, stay home, paralysed by indecision

Asked out to four parties by four hot women all parties on the same night, stay home, paralysed by indecision  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saw someone put your instead of you're. First time being Grammar Nazi. Was own comment.

Saw someone put your instead of you're.
First time being Grammar Nazi. Was own comment.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes into office to put in some face time with boss Boss is WFH today

Goes into office to put in some face time with boss Boss is WFH today  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to the gym Can barely benchpress the bar with 15 pound weights

goes to the gym Can barely benchpress the bar with 15 pound weights  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush initiates text conversation Waits 6 minutes and 23.972 seconds to reply so he doesn't seem creepy

Crush initiates text conversation Waits 6 minutes and 23.972 seconds to reply so he doesn't seem creepy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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