Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

You have a message on OKCupid! "Could you help me with these functions in Matlab?"

You have a message on OKCupid!

amused that imgur is down on a saturday night yeah, me too

amused that imgur is down on a saturday night yeah, me too  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend asked me to 'come round and take care of her pussy' She meant her cat

Girlfriend asked me to 'come round and take care of her pussy' She meant her cat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Manages to poop in a public restroom instead of at home spends all day wondering if you smell like poop

Manages to poop in a public restroom instead of at home spends all day wondering if you smell like poop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Convinces friend to start reading Reddit today. She follows the red ducks advice.

Convinces friend to start reading Reddit today. She follows the red ducks advice.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pizza women asks what type of crust "Yes."

Pizza women asks what type of crust

cuddle with a cute girl that gets me end up in the friendzone

cuddle with a cute girl that gets me end up in the friendzone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with a girl Goes home and makes a meme about it instead of talking to her

Makes eye contact with a girl Goes home and makes a meme about it instead of talking to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Texts two girls at the same time. Gets them both on the same topic incase i for get to check which one I'm replying to.

Texts two girls at the same time. Gets them both on the same topic incase i for get to check which one I'm replying to.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smiles at everybody while leaving the dentist stroke face

Smiles at everybody while leaving the dentist stroke face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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