Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl offers candy "no, thanks. I haven't eaten yet."

cute girl offers candy

Makes front page on cake day can't brag to girlfriend or she will know my reddit screen name

Makes front page on cake day can't brag to girlfriend or she will know my reddit screen name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Attractive girl starts talking to me. "You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to."

Attractive girl starts talking to me.

Cute guy holds door open for me halfway through adjacent door before I notice

Cute guy holds door open for me halfway through adjacent door before I notice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Rocking out to Rush's Working Man While unemployed

Rocking out to Rush's Working Man While unemployed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl at bar: Hey I saw you working out at the gym today! That's creeper, yo

Cute girl at bar: Hey I saw you working out at the gym today! That's creeper, yo  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl walking infront of me starts to slow down Starts to time my steps with hers so I dont have to interact

Cute girl walking infront of me starts to slow down Starts to time my steps with hers so I dont have to interact  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

post coitus cuddling I wonder if she wants to see my pokemon

post coitus cuddling I wonder if she wants to see my pokemon  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get birthday girl's number in Vegas She lives across the country

Get birthday girl's number in Vegas She lives across the country  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hmm you look happy to see me" Pocket whale

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