Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally has 1 night stand too drunk, passes out halfway through sex with her on top

finally has 1 night stand too drunk, passes out halfway through sex with her on top  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl smiles at you and laughs jokingly accidentally yell joke at her

cute girl smiles at you and laughs jokingly accidentally yell joke at her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Oh yes someone's calling my phone oh god someone's calling my phone

Oh yes someone's calling my phone oh god someone's calling my phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to prom with a date Leaves without one

Goes to prom with a date Leaves without one  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes Sexy time playlist for Valentines day Only one song

Makes Sexy time playlist for  Valentines day Only one song  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Surprises girlfriend at her work for Valentines Day Locks keys and gifts in truck

Surprises girlfriend at her work for Valentines Day  Locks keys and gifts in truck  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute guy tells me to text him and wants to give me his number I say "Oh sorry i dont have credit" and walk off

cute guy tells me to text him and wants to give me his number I say

More than 20000 upvotes on best posts A few more than a hundred likes on facebook pictures on his own page

More than 20000 upvotes on best posts A few more than a hundred likes on facebook pictures on his own page  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets 20 in blackjack "I'll hit."

Gets 20 in blackjack

Sleep with girl; comment on how good she smells Same perfume as my mother.

Sleep with girl; comment on how good she smells Same perfume as my mother.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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