Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Convinces Girl To Play "Just The Tip" Prematurely Ejaculates

Convinces Girl To Play

Got the courage to compliment pretty girl on her beauty she thinks i was being sarcastic

Got the courage to compliment pretty girl on her beauty she thinks i was being sarcastic  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Saying goodnight to crush over the phone "Rest In Peace"

Saying goodnight to crush over the phone

PACKS EARLY AND IS READY TO MOVE OUT BEFORE THE REST OF THE FAMILY FEELS BAD FOR HAVING NOTHING ELSE TO DO WHILE THEY WORK

PACKS EARLY AND IS READY TO MOVE OUT BEFORE THE REST OF THE FAMILY FEELS BAD FOR HAVING NOTHING ELSE TO DO WHILE THEY WORK  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting with a cute 20-something cashier Say "Happy mother's day" as I leave

Flirting with a cute 20-something cashier Say

About to kick zombie off the roof of a building Actually a dream and was kicking my wife

About to kick zombie off the roof of a building Actually a dream and was kicking my wife  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

starts technology company and sells it for millions calls coworkers seated 20 feet away on the phone

starts technology company and sells it for millions calls coworkers seated 20 feet away on the phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch asks me if I'm suicidal

hot guy asks to sit with me while I eat lunch asks me if I'm suicidal   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl Starts a conversation with me begins with "My boyfriend....."

Girl Starts a conversation with me begins with

Have rumor spread i had a 3-some Have to deny it

Have rumor spread i had a 3-some Have to deny it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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