Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get courage to tell hot girl to put her phone number in my phone. She yells "WTF!! this is the 8th time today a freak has asked me to do that.. "

Get courage to tell hot girl to put her phone number in my phone. She yells

Had a lot more social interactions on reddit than in real life

Had a lot more social interactions on reddit than in real life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally achieves fantasy of 2 hot girls in bed with me my ikea bed collapses under the weight

Finally achieves fantasy of 2 hot girls in bed with me my ikea bed collapses under the weight  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

IS ABLE TO READ THE MEME TEXT WITHOUT CLICKING LATER: "HEY, A BLUE LINK"

IS ABLE TO READ THE MEME TEXT WITHOUT CLICKING LATER:

Makes eye contact with hot girl Considers himself socially awesome

Makes eye contact with hot girl Considers himself socially awesome  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl invites me home after drinking at the bar all night she starts breaking everything in her house

hot girl invites me home after drinking at the bar all night she starts breaking everything in her house  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has awesome sex for the first time girlfriend misses period days later

has awesome sex for the first time girlfriend misses period days later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got a new job Scared to tell my boss I am quitting

Got a new job Scared to tell my boss I am quitting  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I've never had a bad breakup Because I've never had a boyfriend

I've never had a 
bad breakup Because I've never had a boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wow, you look really hot! Your face is all red!

Wow, you look really hot! Your face is all red!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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