My couch pulls out.... BUT I DON'T

My couch pulls out.... BUT I DON'T - My couch pulls out.... BUT I DON'T  will ferrell

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Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight eat them too

Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight eat them too

Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems

Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems

NAMED MY PENIS THE TRUTH CAUSE BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE IT!

NAMED MY PENIS THE TRUTH CAUSE BITCHES CAN'T HANDLE IT!

Forgets to turn SWAG off.. Wakes up covered in bitches

Forgets to turn SWAG off.. Wakes up covered in bitches

Mother's Day on Facebook Showing you what your female friends will look like in the future

Mother's Day on Facebook Showing you what your female friends will look like in the future

Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yeah right. Holla at me when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.

Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yeah right.  Holla at me when Lebron saves the Looney Tunes from an alien race.

Someone Needs to invent car fax for vaginas. "i have only been with one guy." "Yeah sure, show me the whorefax."

Someone Needs to invent car fax for vaginas.

I hate when people take my glasses and say "wow you really can't see!" No shit, I don't take a random person's wheelchair and say "wow you really can't walk!"

I hate when people take my glasses and say

Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later

Wanna go on an ate with me?   I'll give you the D later

Dude died in a hang gliding accident what an idiot!!!

Dude died in a hang gliding accident what an idiot!!!
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