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TOUCH MY WATER YOU A DEAD MAN Actual Advice Mallard

apply now

APPLY TO BE A VUCEPTOR SERIOUSLY. YOU WON'T REGRET IT Actual Advice Mallard

A response...it goes both ways

IF YOUR FRIEND IS BROWSING REDDIT ON THEIR PHONE WHILE HANGING OUT WITH YOU YOU PROBABLY AREN'T VERY FUN TO HANG OUT WITH Actual Advice Mallard

Got to annoy people with this duck

SEND THIS DUCK AROUND TWITTER FOR NO REASON ;) Actual Advice Mallard

This is great

HAVE REGULAR BRAINSTORMS AND CREATE A

give newcomers

GIVE NEWCOMERS A GOOD COMPANY INTRODUCTION THIS WILL IMPROVE THEIR WORKFLOW Actual Advice Mallard

sharing is caring

LET DEVELOPERS TALK TO THE END USER THIS WILL BRING THE RIGHT KNOWLEDGE TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE Actual Advice Mallard

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HAVE REGULAR BRAINSTORM AND

good advice

GIVE NEWCOMMERS A GOOD COMPANY INTRODUCTION THIS WILL IMPROVE THEIR WORKFLOW Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to hide the 'plop', let that lever drop

IF YOU'RE PARANOID ABOUT SOMEONE HEARING YOU TAKING A DUMP SYNCHRONISE THE DESCENT OF TH TURD WITH THE FLUSH Actual Advice Mallard