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Thinking of having a child? Try to raise a dog, if the dog turns out fine, you can raise a child

Thinking of having a child? Try to raise a dog, if the dog turns out fine, you can raise  a child  Actual Advice Mallard

can't afford microsoft word? get 'open office' same thing, except it's free and has more features

can't afford microsoft word? get 'open office'
same thing, except it's free and has more features  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her

If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her  Actual Advice Mallard

dont leave a sports game early history is made in the final seconds

dont leave a sports game early  history is made in the final seconds   Actual Advice Mallard

Ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just touch it.

Ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just touch it.  Actual Advice Mallard

Cool your car's cab down without ac Roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up

Cool your car's cab down without ac Roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone is reading they don't want to be talked to

If someone is reading they don't want to be talked to  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't like the taste of water? Go exercise. When you're done it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had.

Don't like the taste of water? Go exercise. When you're done it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had.  Actual Advice Mallard

The second you raise your voice in a debate You have already lost

The second you raise your voice in a debate You have already lost  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you.

If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you.  Actual Advice Mallard