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A human says:

 BE IN THE MOMENT; WHENEVER, HOWEVER Actual Advice Mallard

A fellow human says:

ALWAYS BE POSITIVE Actual Advice Mallard

Advice for the self-loathing.

DON'T COMPARE YOUR BEHIND THE SCENES TO ANYONE'S HIGHLIGHT REEL Actual Advice Mallard

Dealing with $2000 of debt of an ex.

NEVER EVER, NEVER FUCKING EVER GET A CREDIT CARD WITH ANYONE EXCEPT YOURSELF. Actual Advice Mallard

Do yourself a favor

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU'RE AND YOUR ALWAYS TYPE OUT 'YOU ARE' Actual Advice Mallard

whetttt in the world! ?

WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME  MY 2 YEAR OLD COUSIN MIGHT GET A CELL PHONE Actual Advice Mallard

Becca's title

LESBIAN LOON ......CLOSE ENOUGH Actual Advice Mallard

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TO AVOID THE

I don't give a .....

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So true

9GAG IS NOT THE PLACE WHERE YOU INSULT OTHER PEOPLES RELIGIONS! ITS WHERE PEOPLE OF ALL RELIGIONS AND RACES COME TO MAKE A BAD DAY GOOD!! Actual Advice Mallard