Evil Plotting Raccoon

you think you spend too much time on reddit already? i've created an app!!!

you think you spend too much time on reddit already? i've created an app!!!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

throwing a surprise birthday party for socially awkward penguin

throwing a surprise birthday party for socially awkward penguin  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Start new job on paid vacation double paycheck!

Start new job on paid vacation double paycheck!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Climbs in your open window and takes the remote. Sits on the window ledge changing channels while you try to figure out what's going on.

Climbs in your open window and takes the remote. Sits on the window ledge changing channels while you try to figure out what's going on.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

I could shoot you right now, but no! hahahaaa!! There's a better way!

I could shoot you right now, but no! hahahaaa!! There's a better way!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Spring has arrived. You know what that means! Open Window Pie Season!

Spring has arrived.
You know what that means! Open Window Pie Season!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

The garbage cans are unsecured? Operation Raccoony Freedom begins immediately!

The garbage cans are unsecured? Operation Raccoony Freedom
begins immediately!  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Has Rabies Tells no one

Has Rabies  Tells no one  Evil Plotting Raccoon

email jokes

WHEN THE CO  IS INVOLVED IN YOUR EMAIL CHAIN Evil Plotting Raccoon

Be creative

EXCELLENT OUR WORK HERE IS DONE Evil Plotting Raccoon