Pawn Star

Triple A rating? I'm not going any higher than AA+ and I'm not even comfortable about that.

Triple A rating? I'm not going any higher than AA+ and I'm not even comfortable about that.  Pawn Star

you need a trillion dollars? I'll give you five hundred bucks for Hawaii.

you need a trillion dollars? I'll give you five hundred bucks for Hawaii.  Pawn Star

Spent $300 on textbooks 3 months ago? Best I can do is $20

Spent $300 on textbooks 3 months ago? Best I can do is $20  Pawn Star

Has a successful tv show still rips off customers

Has a successful tv show still rips off customers   Pawn Star

almost perfect condition? almost 1/5 normal price

almost perfect condition? almost 1/5 normal price  Pawn Star

your soul is priceless and intangible I'll give you $30 for it

your soul is priceless and intangible I'll give you $30 for it  Pawn Star

25 Upvotes? I can give you like 10 karma

25 Upvotes? I can give you like 10 karma  Pawn Star

You want 10 dollars for the Reddit Servers? Now remember, I gotta make a profit here

You want 10 dollars for the Reddit Servers? Now remember, I gotta make a profit here  Pawn Star

Bird in the hand? I'll give you like one in the bush for it

Bird in the hand? I'll give you like one in the bush for it  Pawn Star

Here in my Pawnshop

LIFETIME COMMITMENT? BEST I CAN DO IS THREE WEEKS.  Pawn Star