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i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack

i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack  Redditors Wife

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit  Redditors Wife

I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face

I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face  Redditors Wife

I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy

I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy  Redditors Wife

He took the kids to disney land. They were forbidden to smile

He took the kids to disney land. They were forbidden to smile  Redditors Wife

I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor

I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor  Redditors Wife

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window  Redditors Wife

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours  Redditors Wife

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you weren't dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray  Redditors Wife