Scumbag Parents

blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.

blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.   Scumbag Parents

Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond

Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond  Scumbag Parents

spoil the shit out of you Get pissed when you can't take care of yourself

spoil the shit out of you Get pissed when you can't take care of yourself  Scumbag Parents

both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade

both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade  Scumbag Parents

Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.

Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.  Scumbag Parents

Makes you clean your room for relatives coming over Nobody goes near room

Makes you clean your room for relatives coming over Nobody goes near room  Scumbag Parents

Happened to a friend in high school. Always wears skirts that end right at her knees.

YOU GOT RAPED AT 14? ITS YOUR FAULT GIVE US YOUR PHONE FOR A YEAR Scumbag Parents

Genitori scolastici

DEVI ANDARE A SCUOLA COSÌ TI TROVERAI SICURAMENTE UN LAVORO LO SO CHE NON SI TROVA LAVORO AL GIORNO D'OGGI, MA LA VITA È COSÌ QUINDI DEVI ANDARE A SCUOLA Scumbag Parents

Genitori sessuali

NOSTRO FIGLIO SI MASTURBA? SICURAMENTE DA GRANDE DIVENTERÀ UN PERVERTITO SESSUALE E PEDOFILO Scumbag Parents

Genitori atei

FIGLIOLO, VUOI DIVENTARE ATEO? MA NON PUOI, DEVI PUR CREDERE IN QUALCOSA Scumbag Parents