Stare Dad

Dad, where's mom? What do you mean? She's not in the kitchen Get my gun.

Dad, where's mom? What do you mean? She's not in the kitchen Get my gun.  Stare Dad

Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!

Dad I got in a fight today at school! Did you win? No. Get my belt!  Stare Dad

Dad, my balloon popped!!! Why do you think you're here? What? Rubber breaks.

Dad, my balloon popped!!! Why do you think you're here? What?
 Rubber breaks.  Stare Dad

Dad, I knocked over and broke your... Son I don't care, I just don't... ...your bottle of scotch. Start running now son, NOW!

Dad, I knocked over and broke your... Son I don't care, I just don't... ...your bottle of scotch. Start running now son, NOW!  Stare Dad

Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...

Dad, I hate my new school, and our mascot is a stupid, giant fish! Fuck his brains out. Like a boss? I raised you well...  Stare Dad

Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!

Daddy why do I need glasses, you and mommy don't need them! Bad eyesight is genetic, boy. Exactly, so.. I'm not your fucking Dad!  Stare Dad

Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!

Gross i found i bag of smelly stuff! son, it,s just a trash bag It was in your dresser MY STASH!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, all of the boys from school are in the yard! All of them? Yes... My milkshakes!

Dad, all of the boys from school are in the yard! All of them? Yes... My milkshakes!  Stare Dad

Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.

Dad, I got raped! Good. What? Time for Round Two.  Stare Dad

Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.

Dad I read something awesome on Reddit the other day! Did you upvote it? n..no... Go get my gun.  Stare Dad