Stare Dad

Dad, I just lost my first tooth! How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... That's what she said.

Dad, I just lost my first tooth! How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... That's what she said.  Stare Dad

Daddy my penis is hard!! go in your room and turn off the lights but but... why? Its game time baby

Daddy my penis is hard!! go in your room and turn off the lights but but... why? Its game time baby  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't sleep! Tell me a story! What kind of story do you want to hear? Fantasy fiction! Bring me a bible.

Dad! I can't sleep!
Tell me a story! What kind of
story do you
want to hear? Fantasy
fiction! Bring me
a
bible.  Stare Dad

Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!

Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!  Stare Dad

DAD! Those brownies made me sick! You're freaking out man. what? YOU'RE FREAKING OUT MAN.

DAD! Those brownies made me sick! You're freaking out man. what? YOU'RE FREAKING OUT MAN.  Stare Dad

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! And they're like It's better than yours Damn right

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! And they're like It's better than yours Damn right  Stare Dad

Dad, I think I'm a homosexual! Homo says what? What? What?

Dad, I think I'm a homosexual! Homo says what? What? What?  Stare Dad

Dad my butthole hurts Good thing you were in a deep sleep What? That butthole isn't gonna penetrate itself

Dad my butthole hurts Good thing you were in a deep sleep What? That butthole isn't gonna penetrate itself  Stare Dad

Dad I can't sleep! There's a spider in my room! I had a spider in my room once. ...and? HAVEN'T. SLEPT. SINCE.

Dad I can't sleep! There's a spider in my room! I had a spider in my room once. ...and? HAVEN'T. SLEPT. SINCE.  Stare Dad

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.  Stare Dad