Success Kid

This could work out well...

NEW GIRLFRIEND WORKS FOR THE CIRCUS  SWORD SWALLOWER  Success Kid

Small Victory

ASKED MY CRUSH IF SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND SHE SAID IT'S UP TO YOU   Success Kid

In your face, morning person!

HUSBAND SENDS DOG IN TO WAKE ME UP  DOG CURLS UP AND GOES TO SLEEP NEXT TO ME  Success Kid

I believe i deserve a medal for this.

DID ALL MY LAUNDRY AND PUT IT AWAY ON THE SAME DAY  Success Kid

Maybe this means I should switch jobs more often?

LAST DAY AT THE OLD JOB: PIZZA PARTY IN MY HONOR  FIRST DAY AT THE NEW JOB: PIZZA PARTY IN MY HONOR  Success Kid

Cherish it when it happens, fellas.

ASKED GIRLFRIEND WHAT WAS WRONG SHE TOLD ME  Success Kid

Today is a great unplanned day.

DIDN'T PLAN ON GOING TO CLASS CLASS GOT CANCELED ANYWAY Success Kid

I guess there is a silver lining to everything

I WAS MUGGES AND HAD MY JAW BROKEN. I'VE BEEN WIRED SHUT FOR FOUR WEEKS. FINALLY QUIT SMOKING  Success Kid

The best part about the lack of social media in my youth

HAD STUPID OPINIONS AS A TEENAGER  FACEBOOK AND TWITTER DIDN'T EXIST SO THE WORLD NEVER FOUND OUT Success Kid

Washed my hands while wearing khakis i don't look like i peed myself

Washed my hands while wearing khakis i don't look like i peed myself  Success Kid