Success Kid

Went grocery shopping got a cart with four functional wheels

Went grocery shopping got a cart with four functional wheels  Success Kid

drove by a cop at 80 mph didn't get pulled over

drove by a cop at 80 mph didn't get pulled over  Success Kid

Got into argument with a girl She apologized first

Got into argument with a girl She apologized first     Success Kid

Went to the mall didn't hear any Christmas music

Went to the mall didn't hear any Christmas music   Success Kid

Goes out drinking all night Contact lenses make it back in the case!

Goes out drinking all night Contact lenses make it back in the case!    Success Kid

Thought i had to do laundry Found another pair of underwear

Thought i had to do laundry Found another pair of underwear  Success Kid

girlfriend dumps me a week before her birthday return her $300 gift

girlfriend dumps me a week before her birthday return her $300 gift  Success Kid

Daylight Saving time Clock in my car will finally be correct.

Daylight Saving time Clock in my car will finally be correct.  Success Kid

computer came with ie 10 faster chrome download

computer came with ie 10 faster chrome download  Success Kid

Needed to fart in the cinema farted during an explosion

Needed to fart in the cinema farted during an explosion  Success Kid