Success Kid

got shitfaced didn't text my ex

got shitfaced didn't text my ex  Success Kid

Bought Halloween mask for $20 on Friday Sold it to a drunk guy for $40 on Saturday

Bought Halloween mask for $20 on Friday Sold it to a drunk guy for $40 on Saturday  Success Kid

Turned on MTV Music

Turned on MTV Music  Success Kid

WAITING FOR THE SUBWAY STANDS RIGHT WHERE THE DOOR STOPS

WAITING FOR THE SUBWAY STANDS RIGHT WHERE THE DOOR STOPS  Success Kid

Noticed toilet roll was finished before I sat down

Noticed toilet roll was finished before I sat down  Success Kid

found out that my wife talks to her girlfriends about me behind my back about how good i am in bed

found out that my wife talks to her girlfriends about me behind my back about how good i am in bed  Success Kid

Sick but decide to go to work anyways Overstaffed and sent home with pay

Sick but decide to go to work anyways Overstaffed and sent home with pay  Success Kid

Read 'How to give best blowjob ever' with gf Got a blowjob right after

Read 'How to give best blowjob ever' with gf Got a blowjob right after  Success Kid

Dentist said i've done a good job flossing. I've never flossed once

Dentist said i've done a good job flossing. I've never flossed once  Success Kid

Helped hot girl by pretending to be her boyfriend Became her husband

Helped hot girl by pretending to be her boyfriend Became her husband  Success Kid