Success Kid

Googled a question got answer without having to click a link

Googled a question got answer without having to click a link  Success Kid

girlfriend breaks up with me at the bar she gets a dui

girlfriend breaks up with me at the bar she gets a dui  Success Kid

Dropped my phone watching porn on the toilet Boner blocked it from going into toilet

Dropped my phone watching porn on the toilet Boner blocked it from going into toilet  Success Kid

dismantle something for fixing reassemble it with no screws left over

dismantle something for fixing reassemble it with no screws left over  Success Kid

Girlfriend doesnt wear makeup still hotter than other girls who do

Girlfriend doesnt wear makeup still hotter than other girls who do  Success Kid

Ex told me I wasn't going to amount to anything I'm in medical school and she's a stripper

Ex told me I  wasn't going to amount to anything I'm in medical school  and she's a stripper  Success Kid

Forgot to bring lunch into work Coworker's birthday today and food is being catered

Forgot to bring lunch into work Coworker's birthday today and food is being catered  Success Kid

Did career day for my kids 2nd grade class got called cool by a few of the kids

Did career day for my kids 2nd grade class got called cool by a few of the kids  Success Kid

Taught my GF that morning BJs keep me horny and fantasizing about her all Day Got BJs 2-3x a week for 12 years

Taught my GF that morning BJs keep me horny and fantasizing about her all Day Got BJs 2-3x a week for 12 years  Success Kid

Had to reset tripped circuit breakers after a power outage Didn't get eaten by raptors

Had to reset tripped circuit breakers after a power outage Didn't get eaten by raptors  Success Kid