yo mama is so fat

yo' mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

yo' mama is so fat  that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.  yo mama is so fat

yo' mama is so fat even her shadow has stretch marks!

yo' mama is so fat  even her shadow has stretch marks!  yo mama is so fat

yo' mama is so fat her senior picture was an aerial shot!

yo' mama is so fat  her senior picture was an aerial shot!  yo mama is so fat

yo' mama is so fat When she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.

yo' mama is so fat  When she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house.  yo mama is so fat

yo' mama is so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 episodes!

yo' mama is so fat  when she walked by the tv I missed 3 episodes!  yo mama is so fat

In response to "Me as a European"

YOUR CONTINENT IS SO STUPID YOU EXPECT THE POOR TO GET JOBS AND CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY BY HAVING THE MIDDLE CLASS BUY EVERYTHING FOR THEM yo mama is so fat

That gravity

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT THAT ALL HER CLOSE FRIENDS ARE SECONDS YOUNGER DUE TO TIME DILATION yo mama is so fat

ya mamma

YA MAMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON WALLMART AND LOWERED THE PRICES yo mama is so fat

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE HAS TO PUT A WIDE LOAD BUMPER STICKER ON HER CAR. yo mama is so fat

YOU STINKS SO HARD

YO MAMA FEET STINKS SO HARD THAT EVEN HOUSE ELF DOBBY DIDNT WANT HER SOCKS yo mama is so fat